Do you ever think about how insane the commander must be to everyone you meet?

I was running around ember bay collecting Mursaat tokens when I jumped into one of those ley line glider things and like
that is a literal stream of poison
if you run into the ley line stream at a failed ley line anomaly event the screen starts blacking out like your characters had so much to drink they’re going blind and there are quite a few enemy’s who deal ley line/raw magic damage as a mechanic because its just so poisonous to normal people.

And the commander just yeets themselves into that like it’s their own personal lazy river at the local waterpark because you want to get around the island a little bit faster than walking.

Talking to the creature autopsy expert near the renown heart at the observation outpost is also wild because like, apparently it took eight of them to kill one destroyer troll hopped up on another dragons magic and the Commander just shows up and slaughters a couple hundred before fucking off to do some other insane shit like look for a stone dwarfs missing thumb so the island doesn’t explode and kill everybody

Which, again, you can do the aforementioned fucking off by jumping into a stream of floating magical poison and depending on your glider skin and canon maybe all you’re doing that with is a bundle of twigs and fabric.

Meeting the Commander must be a goddamn nightmare.